August 28th, 2010 | 
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Single women love a man with a good sense of humor. If you can make her laugh, she will really be attracted to you. And if you know some good jokes, it can really improve your chances in meeting, dating, attracting, and seducing single women for love, sex, and romance.
So, you say you don’t know any good jokes? Well, I’ve got some real good fat jokes for you to tell single women that you are attracted to. They are guaranteed to make her laugh and make her feel that you are a really fun guy to be with and date. Try these jokes for some good laughs:
Yo mamma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo mamma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mamma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo mamma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell, “Taxi!” Yo mamma so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mamma so fat the National Weather Bureau has to assign hurricane names to her farts. Yo mamma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mamma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views. Yo mamma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her. Yo mamma so fat she has her own area code. Yo mamma so fat that when she sat on a quarter a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose. Yo mamma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
Wouldn’t you agree these are hilarious? The women will think so too. However, if she is fat I would use these jokes with caution. It may backfire on you and she may kick your ass or even sit on your face and smother you to death!
By: Don Diebel
Posted in Relationships | 
Tags: Aerial Views, Amusement Park, Beeper, Booger, Car Alarms, Don Diebel, Farts, George Washington, Good Jokes, Good Sense Of Humor, Hot Dogs, Hurricane Names, Lipstick, National Weather Bureau, Paint Roller, Sea World, Sense Of Humor, Single Women, Yell, Yellow Raincoat, Yo Mamma | 
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Short jokes are good for creating fun and humor in the environment. They are capable of bringing fun and laughter in the atmosphere. But some people do not think about other’s feelings. There jokes may hurt someone and situation may become worst. Simply understand that these kinds of amusement tricks are made for making others happy and comfortable.
There are some places and circumstances, where we must take care for some common things while playing jokes. We should share them on right place, at right time and with right person. So there are many situations where you should not make jokes.
o When your friend or relative or even a stranger is going on road and falls down. Never make a joke on this situation. It is time to go ahead and help. It is an accident and you may also become a victim of it.
o Do not play jokes when the people around you are sad or stuck up in some serious problem.
o When you are public function or in office, do not play jokes on anyone personal life. It may hurt him.
o Do not play prank on anyone’s color complexion or physical disability. Because it is something that they have got by chance not by their choice.
o When you are in official meeting or in a seminar with your boss, do not make a mistake of playing joke there as It may result in your bad impression in their eyes and may add negative points on your work seriousness.
o Do not make fun of anyone’s name in any public show or in any get together. No one will tolerate that.
o Do not play jokes when you in function where politics and country’s named personalities are invited. Your one wrong jokes may create a big problem for you and you will become a part of big controversy.
o Do not make jokes when someone is sharing very critical and important information with you.
o Avoid tho jokes kind of jokes making fun of your teacher and parents. You should Respect them.
These are the understood facts, but sometimes we cross our limits and make blunders. It is worthless to harm your reputation for the sake of playing fun. We should maintain our dignity and behave according to situation.
By: Bhawna K Kapoor
Posted in Arts And Entertainment |
Tags: Atmosphere, Blunders, Boss, Complexion, Controversy, Feelings, Fun And Laughter, Important Information, Joke, Jokes Fun, Kind Of Jokes, Office Jokes, Personal Life, Personalities, Physical Disability, Right Time, Seriousness, Short Jokes, Stranger, Tho |
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